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1. At the
movies: When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you
doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in
black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing
pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your
feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local
anesthesia..... why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed
people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all
people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been
you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the
waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer
Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of
adulterated cement. We occassionaly also
spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some
distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've
become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly
shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding,
and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're
marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable
wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's
just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by
a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you
sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on
whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry
or not. You thought I was sleeping....
you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with
evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a
haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm
shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking
pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a
cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle
............it was a piece of chalk and
now it's in flames!!!
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