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Once there
was a millionaire, who collected live
alligators. He kept them in the pool in
back of his mansion. The millionaire
also had a beautiful daughter who was
single. One day he decides to throw a
huge party, and during the party he
announces, "My dear guests...I have a
proposition to every man here. I will
give one million dollars or my daughter
to the man who can swim across this pool
full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"
As soon as he finished his last word,
there was the sound of a large SPLASH!!
There was one guy in the pool swimming
with all he could...the crowd cheered
him on as he kept stroking. Finally, he
made it to the other side unharmed. The
millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible!
Fantastic! I didn't think it could be
done! Well I must keep my end of the
bargain...which do you want, my daughter
or the one million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your
money! And I don't want your daughter! I
want the person who pushed me in that
WATER!!!
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