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There was
this preacher who was an avid golfer.
Every chance he could get, he could be
found on the golf course swinging away.
It was an obsession.
Two friends John and Dave were two huge
cricket fans. Their entire lives, John
and Dave talked cricket . They went to
60 games a year.
They even agreed that whoever died first
would try to come back and tell the
other if there was cricket in heaven.
One night, John passed away in his sleep
after watching the British victory
earlier in the evening. He died happy.
A few nights later, his buddy Dave awoke
to the sound of John's voice from
beyond.
"John is that you?" Dave asked.
"Yes, it's me," John replied.
"This is unbelievable" Dave exclaimed. "
So tell me, is there cricket in heaven?"
"Well I have some good news and some bad
news for you. Which do you want to hear
first?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, the good news is that yes there
is cricket in heaven."
"Oh, that is wonderful, So what is the
bad news?"
"You're opener tomorrow morning ."
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