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Hillary had
an accident and an early demise.
Arriving at the Pearly Gates, she
stomped up to the head of the line at
St. Peter's desk.
St. Peter politely informed her that
down on Earth she may have had
privileges, but up here she would have
to wait her turn in line. While waiting,
she noticed one wall covered with
hundreds of thousands of clocks and she
noticed that occasionally one would jump
ahead by 15 minutes.
She asked the person sitting next to her
what this was all about. "Well, as I
understand it, each of these clocks
represents some man down on Earth. Each
time he commits adultery, his time is
advanced by 15 minutes."
"Can you tell me which is my husband's
clock?" Hillary asked St. Peter. "Oh,
yes," St. Peter replied. "God has it in
his office. He uses it as a fan."
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