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Dear Tech
Support,
Recently I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0
to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new
program began making unexpected changes
to the accounting software, severely
limiting access to wardrobe, flower and
jewelry applications that operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
No mention of this phenomenon was
included in the product brochure. In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many
other valuable programs such as
DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and
OperaNight 6.1 and installs new,
undesirable programs such as PokerNight
1.3, Saturday Football 5.0, Golf 2.4 and
ClutterEverywhere 4.5.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
invariably crashes the system. Can you
help, please!!
Sincerely,
XXX
REPLY FROM THE TECH SUPPORT
Dear XXX:
This is a very common problem women
complain about, but it is mostly due to
a primary misconception. Many people
upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband
1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is
merely an ENTERTAINMENT package.
However, Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and was designed by its creator
to run as few applications as possible.
Further, you cannot purge Husband 1.0
and return to Boyfriend 5.0, because
Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Hidden operating files within your
system would cause Boyfriend 5.0 to
emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is
gained. It is impossible to uninstall,
delete, or purge the program files from
the system, once installed. Any new
program files can only be installed once
per year, as Husband 1.0 has severely
limited memory. Error messages are
common, and a normal part of Husband
1.0.
In desperation to play some of their
"old time" favorite applications, or to
get new applications to work, some women
have tried to install Boyfriend 6.0, or
Husband 2.0. However, these women end up
with more problems than encountered with
Husband 1.0.
I personally recommend HotFood 3.0,
Lingerie 5.3 and Patience 10.1. Used in
conjunction, these utilities can really
help keep Husband 1.0 running smoothly.
After several years of use, Husband 1.0
will become familiar and you will find
many valuable embedded features such as
FixBrokenThings 2.1, S
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