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When Bill
Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where
Saint Peter showed him to his house; a
beautiful 20 room house, with grounds
and a tennis court. Bill Gates was
pleased, and spent many months enjoying
the amenities of Heaven.
One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's
many fine parks, when he ran into a man
dressed in a fine tailored suit.
"That is a nice suit, my friend," said
Gates. "Where did you get it?"
"Actually," the man replied, "I was
given a hundred of these when I got
here. I've been treated really well. I
got a mansion on a hill overlooking a
beautiful hill, with a huge five-hundred
acre estate, a golf course, and three
Rolls Royce's."
"Were you a Pope, or a doctor healing
the sick?" asked Gates. "No," said his
new friend, "Actually, I was the captain
of the Titanic."
Hearing this made Gates so angry that he
immediately stalked off to find St.
Peter.
Cornering Peter, he told him about the
man he had just met, saying, "How could
you give me a paltry new house, while
you're showering new cars, a mansion,
and fine suits on the Captain of the
Titanic? I invented the Windows
operating system! Why does he deserve
better??!!!!"
"Yes, but we use Windows till this
date," replied Peter, "and the Titanic
only crashed once.
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