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Bill Gates,
Andy Grove, & Jerry sanders (CEOs of
Microsoft, Intel & AMD) were in a
high-powered business meeting. During
the serious, tense discussions, a
beeping noise was suddenly emitted from
where Bill was sitting.
Bill said : "Oh! that's my emergency
beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I really
need to take this call.: So Bill lifted
his wrist-watch to his ear and began
talking into the end of his tie. Having
completed the call, he noticed the
others were staring at him. So Bill
explained : "Oh, this is my new
emergency communication system. I have
an earpiece built into my watch and a
microphone sewn into the end of my tie.
That way, I can take a call anywhere."
The others nodded, and the meeting
continued.
5 min later, the discussion was again
interrupted when this time round, from
Andy started a beeping sound. "Oh that's
my emergency beeper" he said. "Excuse me
gentlemen, this must be an important
call." Andy tapped his earlobe and began
talking into thin air. When he completed
the call, he noticed the others staring
at him and thus explained, "I also have
an emergency communication system. But
my earpiece is actually implanted in my
earlobe, and the microphone is embedded
in this fake tooth, isn't that neat?"
The others nodded and the meeting
continue.jerry was however feeling that
how technically unadvanced he is. Later
still, the discussion was again
interrupted when he emitted a thunderous
fart. He looked up at the others staring
at him and said, "Uhh, somebody get me a
piece of paper..... I'm receiving a
FAX."
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