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Never marry
a software engineer. Just have a look at
this conversation and then decide
Yourself.
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some
snacks? Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in
morning Husband - erroneous syntax,
abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - Oh God !forget it where's your
salary. Husband - file in use, read
only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit
card, i can do some shopping. Husband -
sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless. Husband - by
default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car
this morning? Husband - system unstable
press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you
& your Receptionist? Husband - the only
user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my dad’s house.
Husband - program performed illegal
operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever. Husband
- close all programs and log out for
another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going Husband - Its now safe
to turn off your computer.
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