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Satan greets
him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been
waiting for you. This will be your home
for all eternity. You've been selfish,
greedy and a big liar all your life.
Now, since you've got me in a good mood,
I'll be generous and give you a choice
of three places in which you'll be
locked up forever.
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire
in which millions of poor souls are
tormented and tortured. He then takes
him to a massive coliseum where
thousands of people are chased about and
devoured by starving lions. Finally, he
takes Bill to a tiny room in which there
is a bottle of the finest wine sitting
on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a
PC in the corner. Without hesitation,
Bill says "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to
enter the room. Satan locks the room
after Bill.
As he turns around, he bumps into
Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried
Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best
place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks" snickered
Satan.
"The bottle has a hole in it!"
"What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.
"And it's missing three keys,"
"Which three?"
"Control, Alt and Delete."
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