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Legend has
it that there is a bar in New York
where, in the Ladies Room, there is a
very special mirror. If one stands in
front of the mirror and tells the truth,
one is granted a wish. However, if one
tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly
swallowed up by the mirror, never to be
seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walks
into the Ladies Room and stands before
the mirror and says, "I think I'm the
most beautiful woman in the world."
*POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands
before the mirror and says, "I think I
think I'm the sexiest woman alive!
*POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes
in and stands before the mirror and
says, "I think..." *POOF* .
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