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A new young
blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate
what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am
sure it was all just a
misunderstanding."
"No, mother," you don't understand.
"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he
yelled and screamed at me about the
price!"
"Well, the nerve of that lousy
cheapskate!" says her mom.
"Those turkey rolls are only a few
dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the
turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need
an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to prepare it,
I looked at the directions on the
package and it said -
'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew
to Alaska!"
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