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On a plane
bound for New York the flight attendant
approached a blonde sitting in the first
class section and requested that she
move to the coach section since she did
not have a first class ticket.
The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm
beautiful, I'm going to New York, and
I'm not moving."
Not wanting to argue with a customer,
the flight attendant asked the co-pilot
to speak with her. He went to talk with
the woman asking her to please move out
of the first class section. Again, the
blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm
beautiful, I'm going to New York, and
I'm not moving."
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and
asked the captain what he should do. The
captain said, "I'm married to a blonde,
and I know how to handle this."
He went to the first class section and
whispered in the blonde's ear. She
immediately jumped up and ran to the
coach section mumbling to herself, "Why
didn't anyone just say so."
Surprised, the flight attendant and the
co-pilot asked what he said to her that
finally convinced her to move from her
seat.
The pilot replied, "I told her the first
class section wasn't going to New York."
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