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A Blonde
airhead goes for a job interview in an
office.
The interviewer starts with the basics.
"So, Miss, can you tell us your age,
please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her
fingers for half a minute before
replying "Ehhhh... 22!"
The interviewer tries another
straightforward one to break the ice.
"And can you tell us your height,
please?"
The young lady stands up and produces a
measuring tape from her handbag. She
then traps one end under her foot and
extends the tape to the top of her head.
She checks the measurement and announces
"Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the
interviewer goes for the real basics;
something the interviewee won't have to
count, measure, or lookup. "Just to
confirm for our records, your name
please?"
The airhead bobs her head from side to
side for about ten seconds, mouthing
something silently to herself, before
replying "MANDY!"
The interviewer is completely baffled at
this stage, so he asks - "What in the
world were you doing when I asked you
your name?"
"Ohhhh, that!" replies the airhead...
" I was just running through that song -
'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday
to you, happy birthday dear... ' .
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