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A blonde,
out of money and down on her luck after
buying air at a real bargain, needed
money desperately. To raise cash, she
decided to kidnap a child and hold him
for ransom.
She went to the local playground,
grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind
a building, and told her, "I've
kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've
kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning,
put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it
under the apple tree next to the slides
on the south side of the playground.
Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the
kid's shirt and sent him home to show it
to his parents. The next morning the
blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper
bag was sitting beneath the apple tree.
The blonde looked in the bag and found
the $10,000 with a note that said, "How
could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
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