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A blonde who
got a fishing rod for her birthday
decided to go ice fishing to make good
use of her gift. Early the next morning,
she got all her gear together and headed
out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination,
she cut a large hole in the ice and
dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she
heard a voice that said: "There are no
fish in there".
So she moves to another spot and cuts
another hole, but then the same voice
spoke again and told her there were no
fish in there.
So she moves again, and the voice tells
her there are no fish in there. So she
looks up and sees an irritated man
staring down at her.
"How do you know there are no fish
there?" asks the blonde.
So the man cooly says "Well first of
all, this is a hockey rink, and second
of all, you're going to have to pay for
those holes."
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