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A brunette
is walking through the country, when she
finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you
guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three
wishes. But, I must warn you, anything
you get, all the blondes in the world
get twice as much."
The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice
house."
The genie replies, "You now have one
nice house and all the blondes in the
world have two."
The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous
man."
The genie replies, "You now have one
gorgeous man, while all the blondes have
two."
The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie,
see that stick over there? Beat me half
to death with it."
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