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I deserve a
first class seat.
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits
down in the first class section of the
plane. The stewardess rushes over to her
and tells her she must move to coach
because she doesn't have a first class
ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde,
I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm
staying in first class until we reach
Jamaica."
The disgusted stewardess gets the head
stewardess who asks the blonde to leave.
The blonde yet again repeats "I'm
blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and
I'm staying in first class until we
reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses
doesn't even know what to do at this
point because they still have to get the
rest of the passengers seated to take
off; the blonde is causing a problem
with boarding now, so the stewardess
gets the copilot.
The copilot goes up to the blonde and
whispers in her ear. She immediately
gets up and goes to her seat in the
coach section. The head stewardess asks
the copilot in amazement what he said to
get her to move to her correct seat. The
copilot replies, "I told her the front
half of the airplane wasn't going to
Jamaica."
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