Enjoy and have fun this
christmas with these christmas one liners
What do you have in December that you don't have in any
other month? Answer : The letter "D"
What do reindeer have that no other animals on earth have? Answer : Baby reindeer.
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Answer : Lost.
What kind of pine has the sharpest needles? Answer : A porcupine.
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very poshhotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? Answer : Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!
What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator? Answer : I don't know, but don't try to fix its bow tie!
How does Mickey Mouse get around during the winter? Answer : Mice skates
Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? Answer : In a snow bank.
What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn? Answer : She had mittens
