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Christmas
Riddles
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Christmas
Jokes
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Christmas
One Liners |
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Who carries all of Santa's books?
His books elf. (book shelf) |
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What do you call a polar bear that steals icebergs from other polar bears?
An ice-burglar. |
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How do you know if there is a reindeer in your refrigerator?
The hoofprints in the butter! |
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What's red and white and red and white and red and white?
Santa Claus rolling down a hill. |
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What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill. |
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What do you call a cow in Alaska?
An Eski-moo. |
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What will happen if Christmas, Father's Dayand birthdays did not exist?
Then aftershave too, would notexist! |
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